dear jon,

here i am, drifting on a cloud because i just spent the last 45 minutes on the phone with you and all of a sudden it dawned on me ... WHAT THE FUCK ... during our conversation i called you adorable, i told you i'd think about going to montreal with you, we flirted and i know you were trying to get me wet, you invited me over to take care of your sick self ... i don't even know what to say anymore...