dear jon,

i received your e-mail that reads:

I just found out that “Audrey” a work contact who manages the Kraft food pr has gotten a couple emails I meant to send to you, it happened like 3 times she said… over the last couple months..

and, this is what i mean that i do not understand how i fell for you ... first, you have told me this before, [who likes to hear the same story twice unless it is good?] second, a couple implies two, meaning that if it happened three times, she could not have received a couple of e-mails from you. dig? [i have no tolerance for such errors in english mechanics].

remind me why i was so smitten again ...